Get ready to laugh and stitch with these funny crochet patterns that are sure to bring a smile to your face!
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” - Charlie Chaplin
Crochet doesn't have to be all serious business - in fact, there are plenty of patterns out there that will make you chuckle as you stitch! As for me, I would rather make something fun and unique than something boring and plain. From quirky amigurumi creatures to cheeky Santas, this article is all about funny crochet patterns that are sure to bring a little humor to your crafting.
Below are 20 funny crochet patterns. I hope these amigurumi patterns put a smile on your face. I know they do mine.
1. CROCHET PIGEON, PDF PATTERN ONLY, FANTASY CREATURE, AMIGURUMI TUTORIAL, SHELF SITTER SOFT TOY, PEE WEE
Meet Pee Wee, the pigeon who's had a tough life on the streets. As you can see, he's found himself stuck in a piece of bread. I absolutely love this bird amigurumi pattern. It cracks me up.
With this intermediate-level crochet pattern, you can create your own Pee Wee. He will stand about 8 inches tall. The pattern is written in English using American terminology.
2. CROCHET PATTERN LALYLALA UFO / FLYING SAUCER AMIGURUMI DIY • MUSIC BOX TOY FOR SCI-FI FANS, ALIEN, COW, SPACE, FUNNY MOBILE, NURSERY DECOR
Embark on an intergalactic crochet adventure with the lalylala Flying Saucer musical pull toy. This extraordinary funny crochet pattern includes instructions for creating your very own whimsical Alien Amigurumi and an abducted cow.
The pattern is suitable for advanced crocheters and daring beginners. The finished amigurumi flying saucer will measure about 7 inches.
This alien abduction amigurumi pattern is also available as a kit. You can find it HERE. To make the kit even better, it includes a music box that plays the X-files theme song.
3. DUMPSTER FIRE - PDF CROCHET PATTERN - TWINKIE CHAN - 100% SOFT - AMIGURUMI
Do you always feel as though your life is a dumpster fire? Or no someone else that can appreciate the whimsy of this amigurumi pattern? No matter how bad your day gets, this little cutie will make you smile.
If you're a beginner, the pieces to this funny crochet pattern are easy to make. However, there is a lot of sewing and assembly involved. Don't worry, there's a YouTube video tutorial linked in the PDF to guide you through the process.
4. JUMBO WAFFLE CROCHET PATTERN
Do you need to add a touch of whimsy to your décor? Look no further than this jumbo waffle crochet pattern. This funny crochet pattern uses the waffle stitch to create a beautiful waffle-like texture.
So why settle for a plain and boring couch when you can toss this cute waffle cushion on it? So, why not work on this free crochet pattern?
You can find even more whimsical food amigurumi patterns HERE.
5. CROCHET SNAIL LIZZIE PATTERN IN ENGLISH TUTORIAL PDF CROCHET DIY GIFT FOR CROCHETER
Are you looking for a crochet project for a nature lover? Look no further than this crochet snail. Lizzie has no idea what’s going on, but she is having fun living her life.
When completed, the goofy snail will measure 5.31 x 4.53 inches. This funny crochet pattern is easy to follow and contains everything you need to create your own snail.
6. CROCHET PATTERN FUNNY MONSTER, PDF PATTERN IN ENG, PLUSH TOY CROCHET CYCLOPS, AMIGURUMI MONSTER TUTORIAL, AMIGURUMI DOLL PATTERN HALLOWEEN
Check out this adorable monster crochet pattern. With this simple pattern, you can create a cute and smiling monster that's sure to bring joy to anyone who sees it. You can make a whole family of monsters using different colors.
The funny crochet pattern is in English and is rated as an average difficulty level. When made with the listed materials, the finished toy measures 11 inches (28 cm) in height.
7. CROCHET PATTERN PALM GNOME, SUMMER VACATION GNOME, FUNNY GNOME WITH FLAMINGO FLOATING RING
Get ready to join the fun with this garden gnome. He is all set for a well-deserved vacation! Sporting a palm tree hat and pink flamingo floatie, this funny crochet pattern would be a joy to work on.
Included are detailed instructions and step-by-step photos. The finished toy measures approximately 7.8 inches wall when made with a B crochet hook and Sport Fine yarn (5 ply).
You can find even more amigurumi garden gnome crochet patterns HERE.
8. MARSHMALLOW SET AMIGURUMI PATTERN PDF - CAMPING - FOOD - BURNT MARSHMALLOW - SUMMER - PLAY FOOD - MAKE BELIEVE - CAMPFIRE SET - TOY SET
Whether you prefer your marshmallows lightly toasted or perfectly charred, this life-cycle crochet set has got you covered. You'll receive all three marshmallow patterns, allowing you to create the complete set.
The funny crochet patterns use a variety of stitches, including single crochet, chain, double crochet, triple crochet, as well as increase and decrease techniques. Once completed, each marshmallow measures approximately 2.5" x 1.5".
9. AMIGURUMI SWEET PIGGY CROCHET PATTERN
Looking for a fun and quirky crochet project? Look no further than this hilarious pig pattern! This round and squishy pig is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. With its adorable little wings and heart-shaped sunglasses, he is the coolest pig around.
Whether you're an experienced crocheter or just starting out, this free amigurumi pattern is easy to follow. You will need to know magic ring, single crochet, half double crochet, chain, increase, decrease, and slip stitch.
10. AMIGURUMI CUTE SUMMER FROG ON VACATION, PDF ENGLISH SPANISH CROCHET ANIMAL PATTERN
Equipped with a cold beverage, a duck pool floatie, a swimsuit, and a floppy sun hat, this amigurumi frog is all set for a day at the beach.
The 38-page tutorial features about 100 step-by-step photos! Along with your standard crochet supplies, you'll also need cardboard or polymer material and wire. This funny crochet pattern is an intermediate-level project.
11. HUGE CROCHET FLUFFY MONSTER TROPHY HEAD, PDF PATTERN ONLY, AMIGIRUMI TUTORIAL, FAUX TAXIDERMY WALL DECOR
Check out his awesome monster head wall trophy. He would make a wonderful addition to a home theater or child’s room. He is awesome!
This is an intermediate level funny crochet pattern. Finished, the amigurumi monster head will measure close to 26 inches x 15 inches x 9 inches.
12. THE RAT - AMIGURUMI CROCHET PATTERN. LANGUAGES: ENGLISH, DANISH, FRENCH, GERMAN, SPANISH, NORWEGIAN
I don’t think anyone will be scared of this rat. He is so cute! You will want him to live in your house and eat your food.
The funny crochet pattern is made for those, who already know the basics of crochet and amigurumi.
13. PATTERN PDF AIRPLANE! OTTO AUTOPILOT AMIGURUMI CROCHET PATTERN
If you have ever watched the movie Airplane, you know who this is. If not, let me introduce you to Otto the autopilot.
Otto is an easy pattern that requires basic knowledge of amigurumi and color changing. There are easy-to-follow step-by-step instructions with photos. Completed, Otto the Autopilot will measure close to 16 inches tall.
14. EVIL MINION
Bring one of the mischievous minions to life with this hilarious Evil Minion crochet pattern! The guy would make a perfect gift for a fan of the Despicable Me franchise. This free amigurumi pattern will guide you through creating the creature with its signature purple hue and under bite.
The funny crochet pattern has detailed instructions and photos. It is a fairly easy pattern that is suitable for crocheters with previous amigurumi knowledge. Completed the amigurumi Evil minion will measure about 6.7 inches tall.
You can find even more Despicable Me Minion Patterns HERE.
15. PATTERN - ZOMBIE UNICORN- CROCHET PATTERN, AMIGURUMI PATTERN, PDF
Get ready to stitch up a hilarious and unique addition to your amigurumi collection with this zombie unicorn crochet pattern! The unicorn is perfect for Halloween or just for a bit of wacky fun. This funny crochet pattern is sure to bring a smile to your face.
With detailed instructions and photos, you can create a one-of-a-kind zombie unicorn that's equal parts spooky and silly. It is an intermediate funny crochet pattern. The size of the finished zombie unicorn will be approximately 9.5 inches (22 cm) tall.
You can find more unicorn amigurumi crochet patterns HERE.
16. PATTERN - ZOMBIE SANTA CLAUS - CROCHET PATTERN, AMIGURUMI PATTERN, PDF
Do you enjoy decorating for the holidays? Is your style a little different from everyone else’s? Then maybe you will love this Zombie Santa Claus just as much as I do. Who wants a fat and jolly Santa visiting you when this guy could instead? And you do not have to worry about him eating all your cookies!
The funny crochet pattern is written in English using US crochet terminology. It includes step-by-step instructions, along with plenty of detailed photos. The finished Santa Claus zombie measures approximately 10 inches (25.4 cm) tall.
17. FULL HOUSE: PEPAW, MEMAW, GINGER & BINGO (AMIGURUMI PATTERN/AMIGURUMI CROCHET PATTERN/CROCHET AMIGURUMI PATTERN BY AQUARIWOOL)
I don’t know why this set makes me laugh. But every time I see it, I smile so big. Is it the goofy dog or the mean cat? Maybe it’s the cute elderly couple. I don’t know, but it is whimsical for sure.
The funny crochet patterns are available in English, Spanish, and Portuguese. Only basic crochet skills are required to complete the little family.
18. AMIGURUMI PATTERN - HERBERT THE HORSE- ENGLISH VERSION
Meet Herbert the Horse! Just look at those big, loving eyes. He will definitely bring a smile to any horse lover’s face.
This funny crochet pattern is jam-packed with detailed instructions and helpful pictures. The finished size of Herbert is around 6.3 inches (16 cm) by 8.66 inches (22 cm). The pattern is written in English language (using American terminology) and is considered to be an intermediate-level project.
19. VOODOO DOLL PINCUSHION CROCHET PATTERN | AMIGURUMI PDF PATTERN
Looking for a quick and fun project? Check out this Voodoo Doll Pincushion crochet pattern! Not only does it make for a great decorative figurine, but it also serves as a functional pincushion.
The funny crochet pattern is available as a downloadable PDF in both English (US terminology) and German. It includes detailed instructions and illustrations to guide you through the process. The finished voodoo doll pincushion measures approximately 3.54 inches (9 cm) in height and 2.95 inches (7.5 cm) in width.
20. CROCHET FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER, PDF PATTERN ONLY, AMIGURUMI TROPHY HEAD, WALL HANGING
Have you ever thought to yourself, I want a Frankenstein head wall trophy? I know I haven’t. But I surely do now. How awesome is this Frankenstein’s monster crochet pattern? This piece would make an awesome Halloween decoration. But I would definitely display him all year long.
While he may look like a big bad scary monster, Frankenstein’s monster is actually a big, soft, fluffy, and cutie. The finished trophy head is approximately 16 x 12 x 10 inches. It is an intermediate level funny crochet pattern.
I hope this list of funny crochet patterns has brought a bit of laughter and joy to your day. Whether you're looking to create a silly gift for a friend or just want to have some fun with your crocheting, these patterns are sure to deliver. So, grab your yarn and hook, and let the laughter commence!